HOW COME!?

QUESTION: HOW COME GOOFY CAN TALK BUT PLUTO CAN'T?

my friend Jamal asked me this at work earlier this week

but here's how it randomly started...

i was at work... busy not working but feeling how soft and fuzzy all the stuffed animals we have were. anyway, Jamal was passing by when i stopped him in his tracks to feel a duckling webkin. Jamal gave me a weird look and then proceeded to pet the duckling. he then said that Pluto is the softest one we have... and i agreed!

i HAVE to buy that one

ANYWAY! that's when he asked the question this post is all about. and i blurted out that Goofy was a mutant! then the gears in my head began turning...

here's my non-valid explanation

before time began... there was... the "Disney Universe" haha Walt Disney was walking around there and sprinkling his "magic juice/chemical/toxic waste" all over the place to make all sorts of inanimate objects start singing, dancing, and making music.. like so



there is also a chemical mixture called DIP (turpentine, acetone and benzene) that reverses this process, killing the cartoon, found in "who framed roger rabbit"

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!



>>>fast forward... i then posed a point to Jamal... i said, "YEAH! MICKEY MOUSE/THE RESCUERS/CINDERELLA'S MICE are NOT THE SAME SIZE either!" so i figured during one of Walt's trips around his world, he spilled this toxic waste stuff accidentally and certain characters absorbed so much of it that they became the main characters we all know and love so well...

... Goofy must have absorbed so much of the stuff that he became human like while Pluto must have not lol

MICKEY MOUSE must've had his own personal stash he does so much >.<

so i basically stole the whole ninja turtles idea and applied it to disney... i should've said that in the beginning -_-' but i had to let it out.. so... sigh!

ANSWER: GOOFY IS A MUTANT aaannd Ron thinks too much.

...at least it works in my head =b

time is love ... PEACE